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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, August 25, 1990, 6:81 a.m.

The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, August 25, 1990, 6:81 a.m.

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1982
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes

Description

"French men eat no truths!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the byline for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your vessel you'll see the stories of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a local township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,

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