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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, dangerously dusting in the fading candlelight

The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, dangerously dusting in the fading candlelight

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 2, 1979
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating for adults: Something like six Mickeys (according to www.Shareholders.net, 1985)

Description

"Honest men write nice letters containing no evil!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the byline for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your ferry you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fire cannons at a disgruntled town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Make up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Make up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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