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Above: Pirates of This Attraction, a favorite attraction of Darth Vader
Pirates of This Attraction
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1969
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 97 minutes (or 10 minutes on foot)
Rating: Nine and a half happy faces
Description
"Mute men get no diaries!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the slogan for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by a local village. Scenes include:
- Talking cup and crossbones
- Panel drinking in a bar
- Pirate ship battle
- Pirate chase
- A pirate drinking sink with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we shovel and rake,
Run up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Run up me hearties, no ho.
No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them after getting in line.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent character photo pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Pirates of This Attraction separate but equal experience.
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