Photo: The Pirates of This Attraction attraction during repairs
"Wet men write nice letters containing no lies!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the saying for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob a depopulated town. Scenes include:
The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Feel up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Feel up me hearties, dough show.Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.
Ruin everything with Princess Mode
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