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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, daringly considered to be the worst animated attraction at Disneyland
Pirates of This Attraction
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 2012
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes (or 2 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Description
"Skeletal men write nice letters containing no recipies!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the saying for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a defenseless village. Scenes include:
- Talking chin and crossbones
- Vaquero pirate captain
- Pirate ship battle
- "Taste a Bride" auction
- A pirate offending rum with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Make up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and giggle with joy,
Make up me hearties, ho show.
Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a tour group, don't get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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