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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction at night

The Pirates of This Attraction attraction at night

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 2004
Duration: Lingering
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven jollies

Description

"Hook-handed men retell no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the byword for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your vessel you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a realistic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we motor and sail,
Kick up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and eat like a whale,
Kick up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

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