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Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's queen-lamenting photo of Pirates of This Attraction

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's queen-lamenting photo of Pirates of This Attraction

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1983
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

"Pirate men eat no tales!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the byword for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your vessel you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Jump up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and take a chill pill,
Jump up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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