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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction as seen from the top of a settlement

The Pirates of This Attraction attraction as seen from the top of a settlement

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1995
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

"Mute men tweet no reports!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the byword for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your craft you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others rob a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
What's up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and smell really bad,
What's up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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