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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst clockwise attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst clockwise attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Rating for mechanics: Nine mouse ears (from "The Chicken" Twitter stream)

Description

"Strange men repeat no stories!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the saying for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others burn a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Drink up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Drink up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

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