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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, daringly considered to be the worst animated attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, daringly considered to be the worst animated attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 2012
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes (or 2 minutes with a FASTPASS)

Description

"Skeletal men write nice letters containing no recipies!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the saying for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a defenseless village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Make up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and giggle with joy,
Make up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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