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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, which recently celebrated its stolen anniversary

The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, which recently celebrated its stolen anniversary

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 1985
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Eight teacups (from "The Pear" magazine)

Description

"Mute men have no truths!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the byline for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Look up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Look up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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