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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, almost rotting in the shrouded sunlight

The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, almost rotting in the shrouded sunlight

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 1988
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Zero reviews

Description

"Dead men say no stories!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the motto for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your ferry you'll see the scenes of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a deserving port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Look up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Look up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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