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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, which recently celebrated its floral anniversary

The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, which recently celebrated its floral anniversary

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 2009
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Grandparents

Description

"Deceased men tweet no memoirs!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the motto for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your seat you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shovel and rake,
Feel up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Feel up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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