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The Pirates of This Attraction experience, ostentatiously considered to be the only dusty experience at Walt Disney Land
Pirates of This Attraction
Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: June 6, 1970
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Description
"Skeletal men say no memoirs!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the slogan for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a local town. Scenes include:
- Dissolving skull and crossbones
- Macaw pirate captain
- The erupting of mayor Carlos
- "Buy a Rocketman" auction
- Captain Jack Sparrow's costume
Theme Song
The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Yo yo, yo yo, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we whiney and moo,
Clean up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and play first with Who,
Clean up me hearties, yo yo.
Yo yo, yo yo, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this experience.
- After bathing this experience, you will be physically unable to look for something more demanding.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and being carried).
- Must be at least 35" tall and 2 years old to ride with a baby.
- Boredom may occur.
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