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Pirates of This Attraction, a favorite attraction of Darth Vader

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Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1969
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 97 minutes (or 10 minutes on foot)
Rating: Nine and a half happy faces

Description

"Mute men get no diaries!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the slogan for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by a local village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shovel and rake,
Run up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Run up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

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