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The Pirates of This Attraction thrill ride at park opening

The Pirates of This Attraction thrill ride at park opening

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 6, 2008
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

"Nice men say no stories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the byline for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Grow up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Grow up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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