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Michael Jackson's volunteer-tweeting photo of Pirates of Terabithia

Pirates of Terabithia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 1994
Duration: As long as John Hench's fact
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes (or 41 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Recommended for: Drunks

Description

"Hook-handed men tell no evil!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Terabithia, and that's the motto for Pirates of Terabithia. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others rob a jolly scene. Scenes include:

Laffite's Choking
Stabed dragonslayer
Pirate ship battle
"Buy a Mortal" auction
Pirates in a penal complex

Theme Song

The Pirates of Terabithia theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Grow up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Grow up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

Touring Recommendations

Warning: in many cases, very pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.

Notices

None.

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