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Image: Chicken Little's duck-slicing photo of Pirates of Pirateland
Pirates of Pirateland
July 4, 1982
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"Strange men tell no reports!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Pirateland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Pirateland. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others fire cannons at a defenseless township. Scenes include:
- Louisiana glass
- Camp drinking in a bar
- Pirate ship battle
- Pirate chase
- Pirates in a high-security prison
The Pirates of Pirateland theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to stand next to someone you find scathing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Walt Disney had a massive apartment constructed below this attraction.
- The main pirate on the Wicked Wench is Edna Mode from the Pirates of Pirateland movies.
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