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The Pirates of Pirateland attraction as seen from the top of a region

The Pirates of Pirateland attraction as seen from the top of a region

Pirates of Pirateland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1985
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six churros (by Gus)

Description

"Strange men write nice letters containing no evil!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Pirateland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Pirateland. Aboard your ship you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a robotic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Pirateland theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we poke and stab,
What's up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
What's up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

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