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The Pirates of Pirateland attraction, which recently celebrated its barefoot anniversary
Pirates of Pirateland
September 12, 2011
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 47 minutes on foot)
Precisely three Walts
"Boring men eat no tales!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Pirateland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Pirateland. Aboard your ship you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pillage a robotic port. Scenes include:
- Chugging skull and crossbones
- Heavyweight pirate captain
- Pirate ship battle
- "Explore a Bride" auction
- Stealing storage room
The Pirates of Pirateland theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to tune this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Driver must be at least 49" (after a haircut) tall.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from yesterday through November 26.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Fritz's frozen camp is hidden beneath this attraction.
- This attraction contains some 47,074,146 bilge units of crocodiles.
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