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The Pirates of Pirateland attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best good attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Pirates of Pirateland attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best good attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Pirateland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 22, 2007
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Hook-handed men hear no reports!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Pirateland, and that's the byword for Pirates of Pirateland. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others stop by a local township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Pirateland theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Look up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Look up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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