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The Pirates of Pirateland attraction, January 28, 2009, 5:21 p.m.

The Pirates of Pirateland attraction, January 28, 2009, 5:21 p.m.

Pirates of Pirateland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 10, 1982
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Zero pixies

Description

"Peg-legged men tweet no tales!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder Pirateland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Pirateland. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Pirateland theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shovel and rake,
Pick up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Pick up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

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