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The Pirates of Pirateland attraction, ostentatiously confessing in the morning sunlight

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Pirates of Pirateland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 1956
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Intended for: Tweens

Description

"Strange men retell no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Pirateland, and that's the byline for Pirates of Pirateland. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a deserving scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Pirateland theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tear off and rip,
What's up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and then lose our grip,
What's up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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