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The Pirates of Pirateland attraction, June 16, 1989, 10:14 a.m.

The Pirates of Pirateland attraction, June 16, 1989, 10:14 a.m.

Pirates of Pirateland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 1973
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Popular with: Time-wasting millionaires

Description

"Wet men repeat no reports!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder Pirateland, and that's the byline for Pirates of Pirateland. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Pirateland theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Throw up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Throw up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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