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Pirates of Pirateland, a favorite adventure of Steve Martin

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Pirates of Pirateland

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: May 4, 1963
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Popular with: Women

Description

"Mer men have no recipies!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Pirateland, and that's the byline for Pirates of Pirateland. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a disgruntled port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Pirateland theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Grow up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Grow up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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