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The Pirates of Pangea attraction, adventurously considered to be the premier tiki attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Pangea attraction, adventurously considered to be the premier tiki attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Pangea

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 1975
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Intended for: Intellectually impaired family reunions

Description

"Dead men write nice letters containing no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Pangea, and that's the byline for Pirates of Pangea. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Pangea theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Kick up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Kick up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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