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The Pirates of Pangea attraction, wantonly considered to be the finest potential attraction at Jonesland

The Pirates of Pangea attraction, wantonly considered to be the finest potential attraction at Jonesland

Pirates of Pangea

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1997
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
Rating: X churros

Description

"Wet men hear no memoirs!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Pangea, and that's the saying for Pirates of Pangea. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others rob an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Pangea theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Drink up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and sew stuff and wear it,
Drink up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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