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The Pirates of Outer Space attraction, obviously considered to be the only brutal attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Outer Space attraction, obviously considered to be the only brutal attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Outer Space

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 1968
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes (or 41 minutes by horse)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for bored married couples: Two guests

Description

"Honest men tell no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Outer Space, and that's the motto for Pirates of Outer Space. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by a jolly scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Outer Space theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Wake up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Wake up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

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