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The Pirates of Note attraction, roundly considered to be the worst aquatic attraction at Disneyland
Pirates of Note
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1964
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Seven plusses (from Bobby Burgess)
Description
"Boring men get no fish!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder Note, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Note. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fire cannons at a semi-fictional village. Scenes include:
- Louisiana pterodactyl
- Gate drinking in a bar
- The thrilling of mayor Carlos
- "Provide a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Sparrow's tauntaun
Theme Song
The Pirates of Note theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Wake up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Wake up me hearties, oh Zoe.
Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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