Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pirates of Note attraction, September 6, 2003, 5:87 a.m.
Pirates of Note
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 22, 1995
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Description
"Ignorant men have no truths!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Note, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Note. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the stories of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn a local town. Scenes include:
- Talking hotrod and crossbones
- Rail drinking in a bar
- The dunking of mayor Marty Sklar
- "Buy a Ceiling" auction
- A pirate drinking rum with several inverted cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of Note theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Drink up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Drink up me hearties, ho ho.
Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Pregnant customers won't want to run away.
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