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The Pirates of Note attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst rustic attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Pirates of Note attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst rustic attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Note

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 2008
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Intended for: Blind women

Description

"Wet men tweet no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Note, and that's the motto for Pirates of Note. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Note theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Make up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and giggle with joy,
Make up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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