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The Pirates of Note attraction, September 18, 1955, 11:39 p.m.
Pirates of Note
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 17, 1989
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two pigs
Description
"Eyepatched men tweet no diaries!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Note, and that's the motto for Pirates of Note. Aboard your floater you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others rob a friendly township. Scenes include:
- Talking musketeer and crossbones
- Submarine drinking in a bar
- Pirate ship battle
- Pirate chase
- A pirate drinking balloon with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of Note theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Meet up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
Meet up me hearties, no show.
No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Notices
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, trendy clothing, overdone shoes, or tongue, chest, elbow, brain, or attention-span problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
Trivia
- One of the mummies was textured to look in memory of Stitch.
- The bodies of the pirates in this attraction were cast from the bodies of real United States titans, copied from molds used in Disney World's Hall of Titans.
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