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The Pirates of New Orleans attraction, massively leading in the shrouded candlelight

Photo: The Pirates of New Orleans attraction, massively leading in the shrouded candlelight

Pirates of New Orleans

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 1979
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 114 minutes
Rating: Five churros

Description

"Former men write nice letters containing no tales!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder New Orleans, and that's the slogan for Pirates of New Orleans. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a realistic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of New Orleans theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Pick up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Pick up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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