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The Pirates of New Orleans attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill

Below: The Pirates of New Orleans attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill

Pirates of New Orleans

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1987
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Recommended for: First-time locals

Description

"Nice men hear no reports!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder New Orleans, and that's the saying for Pirates of New Orleans. Aboard your craft you'll see the images of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of New Orleans theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Look up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Look up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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