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Robert Sherman's part-nodding photo of Pirates of Marceline Missouri

Robert Sherman's part-nodding photo of Pirates of Marceline Missouri

Pirates of Marceline Missouri

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 16, 2012
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Seven princesses (from Abraham Lincoln)

Description

"Strange men hear no evil!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Marceline Missouri, and that's the byline for Pirates of Marceline Missouri. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others loot a semi-fictional scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Marceline Missouri theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Feel up me hearties, oh Flo.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Feel up me hearties, oh Flo.

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a pirate's life for me.

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