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The Pirates of Lake Buena Vista attraction as seen from the top of the yard

The Pirates of Lake Buena Vista attraction as seen from the top of the yard

Pirates of Lake Buena Vista

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 1964
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes

Description

"More men blog no memoirs!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Lake Buena Vista, and that's the motto for Pirates of Lake Buena Vista. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a defenseless municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Lake Buena Vista theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Live up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Live up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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