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The Pirates of Lake Buena Vista attraction as seen from the top of a theater

The Pirates of Lake Buena Vista attraction as seen from the top of a theater

Pirates of Lake Buena Vista

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1970
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

"Boring men write nice letters containing no secrets!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Lake Buena Vista, and that's the byline for Pirates of Lake Buena Vista. Aboard your raft you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fire cannons at a deserving township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Lake Buena Vista theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slice and jab,
Throw up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
Throw up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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