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The Pirates of Indiana attraction, immensely considered to be the worst robotic attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Indiana attraction, immensely considered to be the worst robotic attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Indiana

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 2013
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes

Description

"Pirate men blog no fish!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Indiana, and that's the motto for Pirates of Indiana. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others burn a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Indiana theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we say drat and durn,
Run up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Run up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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