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The Pirates of Holland train at park opening

Below: The Pirates of Holland train at park opening

Pirates of Holland

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 5, 1962
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 236 yards

Description

"Mer men leave no recipies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Holland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Holland. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the representation of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a jolly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Holland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we grimace and glower,
Jump up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and press nice flower,
Jump up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

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