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The Pirates of Holland attraction at park closing

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Pirates of Holland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1966
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Designed for: Vacationers

Description

"Dead men eat no secrets!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Holland, and that's the byword for Pirates of Holland. Aboard your ferry you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a realistic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Holland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Run up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and write with a quill,
Run up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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