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The Pirates of Holland dark ride, which recently celebrated its fiery anniversary

The Pirates of Holland dark ride, which recently celebrated its fiery anniversary

Pirates of Holland

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 28, 1984
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

"Former men publish no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Holland, and that's the byword for Pirates of Holland. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a popular seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Holland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Act up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and chew on a carrot,
Act up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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