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An influential view of Pirates of Holland when it's not shrounded in tarps

At right: An influential view of Pirates of Holland when it's not shrounded in tarps

Pirates of Holland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 27, 1970
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

"Boring men blog no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Holland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Holland. Aboard your craft you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others burn a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Holland theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Who's up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
Who's up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a pirate's life for me.

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