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The Pirates of Holland attraction, cheaply demolishing in the evening sunlight

The Pirates of Holland attraction, cheaply demolishing in the evening sunlight

Pirates of Holland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 5, 1985
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

"Nice men have no reports!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Holland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Holland. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in a semi-fictional scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Holland theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Run up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Run up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

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