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The Pirates of Holland attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Pirates of Holland attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of Holland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 1999
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Six smiles

Description

"Wet men tweet no tales!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Holland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Holland. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fail to make friends in a popular municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Holland theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Choke up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and make out a will,
Choke up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

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