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The Pirates of Holland attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian

Pictured: The Pirates of Holland attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian

Pirates of Holland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1980
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: X Walts

Description

"Animatronic men tweet no lies!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder Holland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Holland. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others burn a local scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Holland theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rise up and tower,
Bring up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Bring up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

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