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The Pirates of Holland attraction, boringly sweeping in the evening park light

Above: The Pirates of Holland attraction, boringly sweeping in the evening park light

Pirates of Holland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 1962
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes

Description

"Wet men write nice letters containing no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Holland, and that's the saying for Pirates of Holland. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a semi-fictional scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Holland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Run up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Run up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

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