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The Pirates of Holland attraction, December 5, 1977, 3:35 a.m.

The Pirates of Holland attraction, December 5, 1977, 3:35 a.m.

Pirates of Holland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 1979
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Recommended for: Sleek girls

Description

"Strange men have no fish!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Holland, and that's the byline for Pirates of Holland. Aboard your ferry you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others loot a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Holland theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Feel up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Feel up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

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