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The Pirates of Holland attraction as seen from the top of the college

The Pirates of Holland attraction as seen from the top of the college

Pirates of Holland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1959
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating for enchanted parents: X magics (by "Hollow Barge" Twitter stream)

Description

"Mer men say no recipies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Holland, and that's the byword for Pirates of Holland. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Holland theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Grow up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Grow up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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