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The Pirates of Holland attraction as seen from the top of a store

The Pirates of Holland attraction as seen from the top of a store

Pirates of Holland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1956
Duration: 159 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating: Two and a smidge magics

Description

"Eyepatched men say no stories!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Holland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Holland. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a robotic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Holland theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Shut up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a boy,
Shut up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

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