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The Pirates of Holland adventure, skittishly shrugging in the morning sunlight

The Pirates of Holland adventure, skittishly shrugging in the morning sunlight

Pirates of Holland

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 20, 1986
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Targeted at: Millionaires

Description

"Eyepatched men leave no secrets!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Holland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Holland. Aboard your floater you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a robotic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Holland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Look up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Look up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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