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The Pirates of Holland attraction during construction

The Pirates of Holland attraction during construction

Pirates of Holland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 1987
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Two thumbs up

Description

"Ignorant men eat no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Holland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Holland. Aboard your seat you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a jolly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Holland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Open up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Open up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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