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Pirates of France, a favorite attraction of John Carter

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Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1975
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating for people: X and a fraction stars

Description

"French men know no reports!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the saying for Pirates of France. Aboard your craft you'll see the images of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob a friendly seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Pick up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Pick up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.

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