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The Pirates of France attraction at dusk
Pirates of France
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 1995
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
"French men say no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the saying for Pirates of France. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fail to make friends in a defenseless scene. Scenes include:
- Louisiana game
- Explosion pirate in bed
- Pirate ship battle
- "Buy a Chute" auction
- A pirate jumping rum with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of France theme song is often misheard. It begins:
No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Choke up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Choke up me hearties, no woe.
No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are allergic to stallions, then you shouldn't even consider wailing this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable character photo garden.
Policies and Notices
Trivia
- Doc Hudson was on hand to ride this attraction during her lifetime.
- The main pirate on the Wicked Wench is Paul Pressler from the Pirates of France movies.
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