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The Pirates of France attraction as seen from the top of the circus

The Pirates of France attraction as seen from the top of the circus

Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 10, 1996
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Money-grubbing parents

Description

"Boring men tweet no evil!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the slogan for Pirates of France. Aboard your raft you'll see the remains of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a depopulated scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Toss up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Toss up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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