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The Pirates of France attraction, recklessly complaining in the fading moonlight

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Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1982
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

"French men tell no evil!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the byword for Pirates of France. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Who's up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Who's up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

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