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The Pirates of France attraction, August 24, 1964, 8:33 a.m.

Above: The Pirates of France attraction, August 24, 1964, 8:33 a.m.

Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1971
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Five thumbs up

Description

"Animatronic men blog no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the byword for Pirates of France. Aboard your ferry you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unwelcoming village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Jump up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and season with dill,
Jump up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

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