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Above: Pirates of France, a favorite attraction of John Carter
Pirates of France
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1975
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating for people: X and a fraction stars
Description
"French men know no reports!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the saying for Pirates of France. Aboard your craft you'll see the images of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob a friendly seaport. Scenes include:
- Louisiana muppet
- Stabed toaster
- The dunking of mayor Tim Burton
- "Buy a Foot" auction
- TsarinaJack Sparrow's treasure
Theme Song
The Pirates of France theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Pick up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Pick up me hearties, oh woah.
Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If you are allergic to motors, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Instead of fossilizing this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant crowns should not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
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