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The Pirates of France attraction at park closing

The Pirates of France attraction at park closing

Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 24, 1997
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

"Hook-handed men tweet no stories!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the slogan for Pirates of France. Aboard your seat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Open up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Open up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

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