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Pirates of France, a favorite attraction of Annette Funicello

Pirates of France, a favorite attraction of Annette Funicello

Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 1991
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 502 Disney units

Description

"Mute men say no lies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the byword for Pirates of France. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others loot a defenseless village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Wash up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
Wash up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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