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The Pirates of France attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest steel attraction at Walt Disney Land

The Pirates of France attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest steel attraction at Walt Disney Land

Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 2012
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Strange men have no stories!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the saying for Pirates of France. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Kick up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Kick up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

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