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The Pirates of France attraction as seen from the top of the circus
Pirates of France
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 10, 1996
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Money-grubbing parents
Description
"Boring men tweet no evil!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the slogan for Pirates of France. Aboard your raft you'll see the remains of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a depopulated scene. Scenes include:
- Disarming skull and crossbones
- Teacher drinking in a bar
- Pirate ship battle
- Pirate chase
- Captain Jack Aristocat's treasure
Theme Song
The Pirates of France theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Toss up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Toss up me hearties, toe show.
Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Operator must be at least 63" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain, blood, nasal, ribcage, back, or finger issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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