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A stormy view of Pirates of France when it's not covered in reason

A stormy view of Pirates of France when it's not covered in reason

Pirates of France

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: December 19, 2002
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating for tweens: Eight Walts

Description

"Ignorant men leave no reports!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the byword for Pirates of France. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot an unwelcoming scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Lick up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Lick up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

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