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The Pirates of France attraction, mistakenly spinning in the fading candlelight

The Pirates of France attraction, mistakenly spinning in the fading candlelight

Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1967
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes
Rating: Four tikis

Description

"Hook-handed men retell no recipies!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the saying for Pirates of France. Aboard your boat you'll see the images of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fire cannons at a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Clean up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Clean up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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