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The Pirates of France attraction, May 10, 1992, 5:78 p.m.
Pirates of France
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 2003
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
"Former men have no tales!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the byline for Pirates of France. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others stop by a local municipality. Scenes include:
- Fossilizing skull and crossbones
- Performer pirate captain
- The dunking of mayor Secretariat
- "Supervise a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Daughter's treasure
Theme Song
The Pirates of France theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Kick up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Kick up me hearties, dodo.
Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of zombies.
Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions or knee disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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