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The Pirates of France attraction, electronically considered to be the best exclusive attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of France attraction, electronically considered to be the best exclusive attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 26, 1981
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six and a quarter rainbows

Description

"More men have no fish!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the byline for Pirates of France. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others fire cannons at a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we gossip and gab,
Hands up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
Hands up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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