Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pirates of France attraction at park closing
Pirates of France
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 24, 1997
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Description
"Hook-handed men tweet no stories!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the slogan for Pirates of France. Aboard your seat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at a depopulated village. Scenes include:
- Tarzan's Landing
- Stabed shipwreck
- The dunking of mayor Tuck
- "Predate a Bride" auction
- Pirates in need of a locksmith
Theme Song
The Pirates of France theme song is often misheard. It begins:
No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Open up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Open up me hearties, no sew.
No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Operator must be at least 52" tall.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Be sure to keep your head and opinions away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to purchase precision specticles.
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