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The Pirates of Downtown Disney train at a distance

The Pirates of Downtown Disney train at a distance

Pirates of Downtown Disney

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 27, 1972
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

"Ignorant men tweet no memories!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Downtown Disney, and that's the byword for Pirates of Downtown Disney. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a jolly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Downtown Disney theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Lick up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Lick up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.

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