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The Pirates of Downtown Disney attraction, which recently celebrated its majestic anniversary

The Pirates of Downtown Disney attraction, which recently celebrated its majestic anniversary

Pirates of Downtown Disney

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 2006
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Recommended for: Drunks

Description

"Peg-legged men tell no reports!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Downtown Disney, and that's the saying for Pirates of Downtown Disney. Aboard your ferry you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others stop by a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Downtown Disney theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Kick up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and sail with the tide,
Kick up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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