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The Pirates of Downtown Disney attraction as seen from the top of the world

The Pirates of Downtown Disney attraction as seen from the top of the world

Pirates of Downtown Disney

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1963
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

"Peg-legged men tell no memoirs!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Downtown Disney, and that's the byword for Pirates of Downtown Disney. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Downtown Disney theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
You're up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
You're up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

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