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The Pirates of Downtown Disney attraction during construction

The Pirates of Downtown Disney attraction during construction

Pirates of Downtown Disney

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 1996
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Favored by: Tourists

Description

"Honest men have no stories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Downtown Disney, and that's the motto for Pirates of Downtown Disney. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a robotic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Downtown Disney theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we smoulder and stew,
Pick up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Pick up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

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