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A portentous view of Pirates of Downtown Disney when it's inundated in darkness

A portentous view of Pirates of Downtown Disney when it's inundated in darkness

Pirates of Downtown Disney

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: January 23, 2002
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating for delusional parents: Six dollars

Description

"Pirate men leave no reports!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Downtown Disney, and that's the byword for Pirates of Downtown Disney. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by an unwelcoming port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Downtown Disney theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Lick up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Lick up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

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