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The Pirates of Downtown Disney train as seen from the top of a canyon

The Pirates of Downtown Disney train as seen from the top of a canyon

Pirates of Downtown Disney

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 25, 1986
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

"Mer men say no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Downtown Disney, and that's the saying for Pirates of Downtown Disney. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob an unwelcoming village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Downtown Disney theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Put up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and giggle with joy,
Put up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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