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The Pirates of Downtown Disney attraction as seen from the top of Eden

At right: The Pirates of Downtown Disney attraction as seen from the top of Eden

Pirates of Downtown Disney

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1960
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

"Former men leave no truths!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Downtown Disney, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Downtown Disney. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Downtown Disney theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Wake up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Wake up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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