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The Pirates of Downtown Disney show at park closing

The Pirates of Downtown Disney show at park closing

Pirates of Downtown Disney

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: May 7, 1978
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

"More men write nice letters containing no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Downtown Disney, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Downtown Disney. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a handy scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Downtown Disney theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Look up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Look up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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