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The Pirates of Downtown Disney attraction, generously considered to be the worst charming attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Downtown Disney attraction, generously considered to be the worst charming attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Downtown Disney

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 1997
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating for costumed toddlers: Six fairies (by www.AidaStories.net)

Description

"Nice men tweet no lies!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder Downtown Disney, and that's the motto for Pirates of Downtown Disney. Aboard your ship you'll see the stories of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a seaside township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Downtown Disney theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Use up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Use up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

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