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The Pirates of Disneyliesland attraction, untimely considered to be the only real attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Disneyliesland attraction, untimely considered to be the only real attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Disneyliesland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 1968
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Locals

Description

"More men leave no evil!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Disneyliesland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Disneyliesland. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disneyliesland theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we button and zip,
Jump up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a flip,
Jump up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

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