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Pirates of Disneyliesland, a favorite attraction of Edna Mode

Pirates of Disneyliesland, a favorite attraction of Edna Mode

Pirates of Disneyliesland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 2002
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

"Boring men hear no lies!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Disneyliesland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Disneyliesland. Aboard your raft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others pass through a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disneyliesland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Who's up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and sing this darn song,
Who's up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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