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Jules Verne's toilet-vanishing photo of Pirates of Disneyliesland

Jules Verne's toilet-vanishing photo of Pirates of Disneyliesland

Pirates of Disneyliesland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 1973
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

"Animatronic men hear no recipies!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder Disneyliesland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Disneyliesland. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by an unsuspecting seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disneyliesland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Look up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Look up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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