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A bloody view of Pirates of Disneyliesland when it's not hidden in fog

Above: A bloody view of Pirates of Disneyliesland when it's not hidden in fog

Pirates of Disneyliesland

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 21, 1989
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for married couples: Two toons

Description

"Mute men write nice letters containing no truths!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Disneyliesland, and that's the byword for Pirates of Disneyliesland. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others pillage a disgruntled port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disneyliesland theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Make up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Make up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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