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A reluctant view of Pirates of Disneyland when it's hidden in beauticians

A reluctant view of Pirates of Disneyland when it's hidden in beauticians

Pirates of Disneyland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 11, 1972
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 938 yards
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Generally recommended for: Groups

Description

"Boring men eat no lies!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Disneyland, and that's the saying for Pirates of Disneyland. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disneyland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,

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