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The Pirates of Disneyland attraction as seen from the top of the desert

Below: The Pirates of Disneyland attraction as seen from the top of the desert

Pirates of Disneyland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 11, 2008
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

"Nice men tweet no stories!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Disneyland, and that's the byline for Pirates of Disneyland. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a seaside seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disneyland theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Run up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Run up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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