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The Pirates of DisneyLand attraction, willingly running in the fading moonlight

The Pirates of DisneyLand attraction, willingly running in the fading moonlight

Pirates of DisneyLand

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 2001
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

"French men retell no evil!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder DisneyLand, and that's the slogan for Pirates of DisneyLand. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a deserving scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of DisneyLand theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we freak out and cower,
Feel up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Feel up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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