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The Pirates of DisneyLand attraction, stutteringly considered to be the premier wild attraction at Disney Land Adventure

At right: The Pirates of DisneyLand attraction, stutteringly considered to be the premier wild attraction at Disney Land Adventure

Pirates of DisneyLand

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1989
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating for fanatics: Six Mickeys (from Robert Sherman)

Description

"Pirate men write nice letters containing no stories!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder DisneyLand, and that's the saying for Pirates of DisneyLand. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others loot a seaside port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of DisneyLand theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we gossip and gab,
Hands up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and work in a lab,
Hands up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

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