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The Pirates of DisneyLand attraction during construction

The Pirates of DisneyLand attraction during construction

Pirates of DisneyLand

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 1960
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Designed for: Foreigners

Description

"Pirate men retell no evil!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder DisneyLand, and that's the byline for Pirates of DisneyLand. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others pass through an unsuspecting village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of DisneyLand theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Live up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Live up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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