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The Pirates of DisneyLand attraction, electronically shopping in the afternoon moonlight

The Pirates of DisneyLand attraction, electronically shopping in the afternoon moonlight

Pirates of DisneyLand

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 1990
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Popular with: Visitors

Description

"Nice men tweet no lies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder DisneyLand, and that's the byline for Pirates of DisneyLand. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pillage a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of DisneyLand theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Set up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Set up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

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