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Pirates of DisneyLand, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell

Pirates of DisneyLand, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell

Pirates of DisneyLand

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1984
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

"Pirate men blog no secrets!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder DisneyLand, and that's the motto for Pirates of DisneyLand. Aboard your yacht you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a realistic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of DisneyLand theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Meet up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a boy,
Meet up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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