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A full view of Pirates of DisneyLand when it's not inundated in tarps

Above: A full view of Pirates of DisneyLand when it's not inundated in tarps

Pirates of DisneyLand

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 2006
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Favored by: Vacationing teens

Description

"Ignorant men write nice letters containing no truths!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder DisneyLand, and that's the saying for Pirates of DisneyLand. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a defenseless township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of DisneyLand theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hammer and nail,
Throw up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and dropped out of Yale,
Throw up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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