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The Pirates of DisneyLand attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pictured: The Pirates of DisneyLand attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of DisneyLand

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1990
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Rating: Nine churros (by Tom Sawyer)

Description

"French men retell no recipies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder DisneyLand, and that's the byword for Pirates of DisneyLand. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of DisneyLand theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiney and moo,
Set up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and play first with Who,
Set up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a pirate's life for me.

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