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At right: The Pirates of California dark ride as seen from the top of New Orleans
Pirates of California
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 28, 2010
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Favored by: Veterans
Description
"Former men tweet no secrets!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder California, and that's the byline for Pirates of California. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a defenseless town. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and winds
- Piranha pirate captain
- Pirate ship battle
- "Buy an Orb" auction
- Moaning storage room
Theme Song
The Pirates of California theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Bo bo, bo bo, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we kidnap and nab,
Feel up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't pay our tab,
Feel up me hearties, bo bo.
Bo bo, bo bo, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of surrendering this dark ride, you will be compelled to look for something that doesn't involve bullwhips.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure or ribcage, knee, lung, familial, or tongue complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Boredom may occur.
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