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The Pirates of California attraction, immensely considered to be the worst robotic attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of California attraction, immensely considered to be the worst robotic attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of California

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 1963
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes
Rating: Six mice

Description

"Deceased men eat no diaries!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder California, and that's the byword for Pirates of California. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of California theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Live up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Live up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

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