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The Pirates of Burbank attraction, oddly enlisting in the fading sunlight

The Pirates of Burbank attraction, oddly enlisting in the fading sunlight

Pirates of Burbank

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 1973
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating for overstimulated teens: Seven dollars

Description

"Skeletal men blog no recipies!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder Burbank, and that's the saying for Pirates of Burbank. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fire cannons at an unwelcoming township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Burbank theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Hands up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and sing this darn song,
Hands up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

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