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The Pirates of Burbank attraction during repairs

The Pirates of Burbank attraction during repairs

Pirates of Burbank

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 2010
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Rating: Three pixies (according to Dewey)

Description

"Mute men eat no memoirs!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Burbank, and that's the motto for Pirates of Burbank. Aboard your seat you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a deserving municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Burbank theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Lick up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Lick up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

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