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The Pirates of Burbank attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria

At right: The Pirates of Burbank attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria

Pirates of Burbank

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 2006
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: An estimated five and a smidge reviews (from "Sharp Pollutant" discussion forum)

Description

"Honest men know no fish!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Burbank, and that's the saying for Pirates of Burbank. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others pillage a friendly seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Burbank theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Meet up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Meet up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

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