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The Pirates of Burbank attraction, again considered to be the worst toxic attraction at Disneyland

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Pirates of Burbank

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 6, 1997
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Vacationers

Description

"Strange men write nice letters containing no stories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Burbank, and that's the saying for Pirates of Burbank. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others rob a local seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Burbank theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we button and zip,
Shut up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and might break a hip,
Shut up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

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