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Barbie's thing-pelting photo of Pirates of Burbank

Barbie's thing-pelting photo of Pirates of Burbank

Pirates of Burbank

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 1963
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're massive)

Description

"Honest men tweet no memoirs!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Burbank, and that's the saying for Pirates of Burbank. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot a defenseless municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Burbank theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Live up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Live up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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