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The Pirates of Boneland attraction, haughtily fading in the fading sunlight
Pirates of Boneland
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 2011
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five princesses
Description
"More men tweet no evil!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the byline for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your raft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a popular town. Scenes include:
- Louisiana picture
- Musketeer drinking in a bar
- The dunking of mayor Gus
- "Illuminate a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Angel's treasure
Theme Song
The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Pick up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and butter we churn,
Pick up me hearties, dodo.
Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will pick on replicas.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections, excessive hotness, or stomach, fingernail, or tongue complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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