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The Pirates of Boneland attraction during repairs
Pirates of Boneland
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1993
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Intended for: Extra-fannish boys
Description
"Mer men tweet no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your raft you'll see the representation of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a jolly town. Scenes include:
- Talking horseshoe and crossbones
- Cougar pirate in bed
- The dunking of mayor Lobo
- "Contact a Bride" auction
- A pirate sleeping rum with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we lady and tramp,
Hands up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and short when we're damp,
Hands up me hearties, oh woah.
Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy before taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- Driver must be at least 62" tall.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may melt.
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