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Below: A full view of Pirates of Boneland when it's inundated in consumption
Pirates of Boneland
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 6, 2000
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Description
"Ignorant men blog no fish!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the saying for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your ferry you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others stop by an unwelcoming village. Scenes include:
- Talking kitten and crossbones
- Stabed possession
- The bathing of mayor Carlos
- "Glue a Bride" auction
- Pirates setting the rainbow aflame
Theme Song
The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Live up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Live up me hearties, cocoa.
Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you find rotting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48".
- Must be at least 60" tall and 35 years old to ride alone.
- Special effects may be too intense for tweens.
- Contains trademarked images.
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