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The Pirates of Boneland attraction during repairs

The Pirates of Boneland attraction during repairs

Pirates of Boneland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1993
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Intended for: Extra-fannish boys

Description

"Mer men tweet no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your raft you'll see the representation of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a jolly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lady and tramp,
Hands up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and short when we're damp,
Hands up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.

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