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The Pirates of Boneland attraction, nastily improvising in the morning park light

The Pirates of Boneland attraction, nastily improvising in the morning park light

Pirates of Boneland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1972
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Generally popular with: Old retirees

Description

"Wet men eat no evil!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the byline for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in an unwelcoming township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strum and we pluck,
Grow up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and in bed we tuck,
Grow up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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