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The Pirates of Boneland attraction as seen from the top of the Nile

Above: The Pirates of Boneland attraction as seen from the top of the Nile

Pirates of Boneland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 1981
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Smiling fathers

Description

"French men know no stories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the byline for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Throw up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and chew on a carrot,
Throw up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

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