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Belle's rat-plotting photo of Pirates of Boneland

Belle's rat-plotting photo of Pirates of Boneland

Pirates of Boneland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 1988
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Strange men tell no reports!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the byline for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a defenseless village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we badger and sue,
Put up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and play first with Who,
Put up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

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