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Marty Sklar's weasel-rousing photo of Pirates of Boneland

Marty Sklar's weasel-rousing photo of Pirates of Boneland

Pirates of Boneland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 2000
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Rating: Ten mouse ears

Description

"Nice men write nice letters containing no fish!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we kidnap and nab,
Kick up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
Kick up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

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