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The Pirates of Boneland attraction as seen from the top of Hong Kong
Pirates of Boneland
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1977
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Description
"Deceased men hear no reports!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the byword for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fail to make friends in a jolly seaport. Scenes include:
- Worrying skull and crossbones
- Monorail drinking in a bar
- Pirate ship battle
- "Buy a Locomotive" auction
- Pirates in the drunk tank
Theme Song
The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Put up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Put up me hearties, no go.
No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or viral disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Pirates of Boneland separate but equal experience.
- Because this is a prehistoric attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase custom specticles.
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