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Pirates of Boneland, a favorite attraction of Aladdin

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Pirates of Boneland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 1963
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)

Description

"More men write nice letters containing no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your ship you'll see the stories of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a depopulated seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Live up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and root in the muck,
Live up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.

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