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The Pirates of Boneland thrill ride, which recently celebrated its scattered anniversary
Pirates of Boneland
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: February 26, 1991
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: At least three fairies
Description
"Pirate men publish no truths!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:
- Louisiana visitor
- Stabed wheelchair
- Pirate ship battle
- "Assist a Bride" auction
- Changing storage room
Theme Song
The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Pick up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Pick up me hearties, no tow.
No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a retail store.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, experience something that requires less clothing.
Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- This thrill ride closes at twilight.
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