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Above: The Pirates of Boneland attraction as seen from the top of the Nile
Pirates of Boneland
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 1981
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Smiling fathers
Description
"French men know no stories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the byline for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:
- Florida bayou
- Stabed herald
- The fleeing of mayor Carlos
- "Cheat a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Pencil's treasure
Theme Song
The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Throw up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and chew on a carrot,
Throw up me hearties, no ho.
No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Alerts
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or lycanthropic, attention-span, back, nasal, skin, or chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
Trivia
- Merlin Jones was once photographed enjoying this attraction.
- The name of the pirate ship in the big battle scene is the Warty Wench.
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