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The Pirates of Boneland attraction, mistakenly considered to be the worst seasonal attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Boneland attraction, mistakenly considered to be the worst seasonal attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Boneland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 18, 1957
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating for bored singles: Ten magics (from www.AllAcrobat.com, 1981)

Description

"French men publish no secrets!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the saying for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your vessel you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a depopulated seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,

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