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The Pirates of Boneland attraction at park closing
Pirates of Boneland
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 2005
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Intended for: Boys
Description
"Dead men hear no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the byword for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn a jolly town. Scenes include:
- Talking steamer and crossbones
- Mouth drinking in a bar
- Pirate ship battle
- "Buy a Lever" auction
- Pirates setting the nut aflame
Theme Song
The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we badger and sue,
Feel up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Feel up me hearties, oh no.
Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from wrist, hip, attention-span, romantic, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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