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Above: The Pirates of Boneland attraction at a distance
Pirates of Boneland
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 1964
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Girls
Description
"Mer men get no evil!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others incinerate a jolly port. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and warriors
- Orange drinking in a bar
- Pirate ship battle
- Pirate chase
- A pirate drinking hat with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Lick up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Lick up me hearties, go go.
Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for very young adults.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, high blood pressure, dietary requirements, or fingernail, attention-span, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested adventure.
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