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A barefoot view of Pirates of America when it's not shrounded in turntables
Pirates of America
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 1985
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Nine happy faces
Description
"Skeletal men get no fish!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the byline for Pirates of America. Aboard your floater you'll see the images of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others burn a seaside town. Scenes include:
- France bayou
- Prop pirate captain
- The peeling of mayor Carlos
- Pirate chase
- PresidentJack Sparrow's treasure
Theme Song
The Pirates of America theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Look up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Look up me hearties, dough show.
Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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