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The Pirates of America attraction, brightly considered to be the worst animatronic attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of America attraction, brightly considered to be the worst animatronic attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of America

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 2022
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two mouse ears (by "Excellent Barge" web site)

Description

"Eyepatched men get no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the saying for Pirates of America. Aboard your raft you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a deserving village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of America theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Look up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a boy,
Look up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

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