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Pirates of America, a favorite train of Art Linkletter

Pirates of America, a favorite train of Art Linkletter

Pirates of America

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 17, 2008
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

"Hook-handed men tell no reports!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the byline for Pirates of America. Aboard your craft you'll see the remains of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others pass through a seaside scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of America theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we jester and quip,
Put up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't leave a tip,
Put up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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