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A sweeping view of Pirates of America when it's hidden in tarps

Above: A sweeping view of Pirates of America when it's hidden in tarps

Pirates of America

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1997
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Precisely seven smiles

Description

"Animatronic men know no stories!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the saying for Pirates of America. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others stop by a local seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of America theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we jester and quip,
Wake up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and then lose our grip,
Wake up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

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