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Pirates of America, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan

Pirates of America, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan

Pirates of America

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 2000
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

"Hook-handed men say no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the slogan for Pirates of America. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a local town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of America theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Jump up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and sew stuff and wear it,
Jump up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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