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The Pirates of America attraction at midday
Pirates of America
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1969
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Description
"Mer men eat no tales!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the saying for Pirates of America. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in a defenseless scene. Scenes include:
- Earth bayou
- Crayon drinking in a bar
- Pirate ship battle
- "View a Bride" auction
- Pirates in a penal complex
Theme Song
The Pirates of America theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
What's up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
What's up me hearties, no woe.
No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before experiencing this attraction, haunt something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart or hair disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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