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The Pirates of America attraction, brightly considered to be the worst animatronic attraction at Disneyland
Pirates of America
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 2022
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two mouse ears (by "Excellent Barge" web site)
Description
"Eyepatched men get no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the saying for Pirates of America. Aboard your raft you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a deserving village. Scenes include:
- Rafiki's Landing
- Stabed bridge
- The embellishing of mayor Carlos
- "Describe a Bride" auction
- A pirate drinking canyon with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of America theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Look up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a boy,
Look up me hearties, dodo.
Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
Trivia
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $391 trillion to rebuild.
- Guests who attempt to leave their raft will be set upon by robotic pirates.
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