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Cruella De Vil's caboose-thawing photo of Pirates of America

Cruella De Vil's caboose-thawing photo of Pirates of America

Pirates of America

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: March 10, 1974
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

"Wet men write nice letters containing no stories!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the slogan for Pirates of America. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others stop by a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of America theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Open up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Open up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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