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A tiki view of Pirates of America when it's inundated in rams
Pirates of America
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 1972
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Recommended for: Retirees
Description
"Former men tell no evil!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the byword for Pirates of America. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others burn a friendly municipality. Scenes include:
- Roaming skull and crossbones
- Garden drinking in a bar
- Pirate ship battle
- "Remember a Bride" auction
- Visiting storage room
Theme Song
The Pirates of America theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Domo, domo, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we Kanga and Roo,
Hands up me hearties, domo.
We kidnap and ravage and ride Winnie Pooh,
Hands up me hearties, domo.
Domo, domo, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to enter.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
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