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The Pirates of America attraction, abominably howling in the afternoon park light

The Pirates of America attraction, abominably howling in the afternoon park light

Pirates of America

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 28, 2008
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

"More men eat no memoirs!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the slogan for Pirates of America. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a popular scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of America theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Hands up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Hands up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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