Parrots of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Jessie
"Ignorant men repeat no reports!" -- so say the most repetitive parrots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Parrots of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of parrots who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a seaside town. Scenes include:
The Parrots of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
No tow, no tow, a parrot's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Grow up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Grow up me hearties, no tow.No tow, no tow, a parrot's life for me.
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