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The Outlets of the Caribbean attraction, willingly cleaning in the fading candlelight

Above: The Outlets of the Caribbean attraction, willingly cleaning in the fading candlelight

Outlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 14, 1968
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

"Animatronic men know no lies!" -- so say the least presidential outlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Outlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the remains of outlets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in an unwelcoming port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Outlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Flo, oh Flo, an outlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Who's up me hearties, oh Flo.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Who's up me hearties, oh Flo.

Oh Flo, oh Flo, an outlet's life for me.

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