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A delightful view of Outlets of the Caribbean when it's not covered in children

A delightful view of Outlets of the Caribbean when it's not covered in children

Outlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 23, 1984
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 741 Disney units
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

"Nice men say no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest outlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Outlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of outlets who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob a handy seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Outlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, an outlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Grow up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and season with dill,
Grow up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, an outlet's life for me.

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