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Ralph's student-careening photo of Outlets of the Caribbean

Ralph's student-careening photo of Outlets of the Caribbean

Outlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 2002
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Targeted at: Smiling locals

Description

"Mer men blog no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive outlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Outlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of outlets who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a disgruntled scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Outlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, an outlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hammer and nail,
Jump up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and dropped out of Yale,
Jump up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, an outlet's life for me.

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