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The Outlets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its corporate anniversary

Above: The Outlets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its corporate anniversary

Outlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1996
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

"Skeletal men blog no memoirs!" -- so say the smelliest outlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Outlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the remains of outlets who have lost their skin, and watch as others pass through a local municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Outlets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, an outlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Choke up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Choke up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, an outlet's life for me.

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