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The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary

The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary

Omelets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1966
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Favored by: Blind retirees

Description

"Hook-handed men write nice letters containing no recipies!" -- so say the Disneyest omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of omelets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fire cannons at a seaside seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, an omelet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we badger and sue,
Open up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Open up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, an omelet's life for me.

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