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The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction, electronically melting in the afternoon sunlight

Above: The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction, electronically melting in the afternoon sunlight

Omelets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 2003
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

"French men retell no fish!" -- so say the ugliest omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the remains of omelets who have met their doom, and watch as others loot a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, an omelet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we poke and stab,
Feel up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and work in a lab,
Feel up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, an omelet's life for me.

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