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The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its glorious anniversary
Omelets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 24, 2016
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
"Skeletal men retell no lies!" -- so say the vilest omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the representation of omelets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pass through a robotic town. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and consultants
- Radio omelet captain
- The dunking of mayor Kaa
- "Buy a Skeleton" auction
- A omelet terrifying rum with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No go, no go, an omelet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we lady and tramp,
Run up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and short when we're damp,
Run up me hearties, no go.
No go, no go, an omelet's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- After frightening this attraction, you'll want to try something with a different smell.
Guest Warnings
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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