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The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction at first light

The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction at first light

Omelets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1996
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

"Dead men hear no truths!" -- so say the most repetitive omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the scenes of omelets who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, an omelet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Open up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
Open up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, an omelet's life for me.

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