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The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary
Omelets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1966
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Favored by: Blind retirees
Description
"Hook-handed men write nice letters containing no recipies!" -- so say the Disneyest omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of omelets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fire cannons at a seaside seaport. Scenes include:
- Talking animal and crossbones
- Stabed awning
- The boring of mayor Carlos
- "Buy a Shipwreck" auction
- Omelets in a penal complex
Theme Song
The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Dough show, dough show, an omelet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we badger and sue,
Open up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Open up me hearties, dough show.
Dough show, dough show, an omelet's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction before lunch.
Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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