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A savage view of Omelets of the Caribbean when it's hidden in tarps
Omelets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1971
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Description
"Mer men leave no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of omelets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a seaside seaport. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and bedknobs
- Stabed youth
- The growing of mayor Carlos
- "Hold a Bride" auction
- A omelet drinking rum with several golden cats
Theme Song
The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
No row, no row, an omelet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we cuddle and coo,
Live up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and ride Winnie Pooh,
Live up me hearties, no row.
No row, no row, an omelet's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, excessive cluelessness, or familial or chin issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from February 4 to June 26.
Trivia
- All of this attraction's cast members are named after characters from Epcot.
- The name of the omelet ship in the big battle scene is the Blanched Pearl.
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