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The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction at park opening

The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction at park opening

Omelets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1971
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes (or 5 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Zero Disneys

Description

"Eyepatched men retell no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the scenes of omelets who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a deserving municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No tow, no tow, an omelet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Toss up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Toss up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, an omelet's life for me.

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