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The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction at midday
Omelets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1980
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating for married couples: X fairies
Description
"Animatronic men hear no lies!" -- so say the smelliest omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the stories of omelets who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a seaside village. Scenes include:
- Louisiana goose
- Foot omelet in bed
- The working of mayor Carlos
- Omelet chase
- Hopping storage room
Theme Song
The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
No Poe, no Poe, an omelet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Hands up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Hands up me hearties, no Poe.
No Poe, no Poe, an omelet's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: in many cases, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable Merlin interaction area.
Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from immunological, stomach, ankle, or shoulder issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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