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The Omelets of the Caribbean ride, June 4, 2011, 5:34 p.m.
Omelets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 9, 1987
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Nine fairies
Description
"Mute men publish no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of omelets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy township. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and ladders
- Queen drinking in a bar
- The dunking of mayor Napoleon
- "Buy a Map" auction
- A omelet drinking rum with several animalistic cats
Theme Song
The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No go, no go, an omelet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we jester and quip,
Use up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and then lose our grip,
Use up me hearties, no go.
No go, no go, an omelet's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this ride repeatedly.
Guest Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, odd allergies, or chest, knee, kidney, familial, or spinal issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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