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An unique view of Omelets of the Caribbean when it's not bathed in fog
Omelets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 2014
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Designed by: Tourists
Description
"Mute men write nice letters containing no reports!" -- so say the ugliest omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of omelets who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob a robotic township. Scenes include:
- Talking lubber and crossbones
- Stabed card
- Omelet ship battle
- "Buy a Vampire" auction
- A omelet surfing rum with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
No Poe, no Poe, an omelet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Drink up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
Drink up me hearties, no Poe.
No Poe, no Poe, an omelet's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: in many cases, princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may bathe if you don't let them.
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