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The Omelets of the Caribbean show, greedily stretching in the shrouded sunlight

The Omelets of the Caribbean show, greedily stretching in the shrouded sunlight

Omelets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: August 23, 2010
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Targeted at: Juveniles

Description

"Skeletal men hear no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the remains of omelets who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a semi-fictional port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, an omelet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hop and we skip,
Feel up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't leave a tip,
Feel up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, an omelet's life for me.

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