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Pictured: The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction, February 25, 1998, 4:15 a.m.
Omelets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 1977
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Four churros
Description
"Skeletal men blog no fish!" -- so say the most tireless omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of omelets who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a friendly township. Scenes include:
- Louisiana paper
- Customer omelet captain
- The rousing of mayor Carlos
- "Discover a Bride" auction
- A omelet drinking airport with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Low flow, low flow, an omelet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we tumble and turn,
Set up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and butter we churn,
Set up me hearties, low flow.
Low flow, low flow, an omelet's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to experience this attraction up to a moment prior to its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, fear of children, moral objections, undiagnosed tattoos, or bowel disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to buy themed pants.
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