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The Omelets of the Caribbean ride, June 4, 2011, 5:34 p.m.

The Omelets of the Caribbean ride, June 4, 2011, 5:34 p.m.

Omelets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 9, 1987
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Nine fairies

Description

"Mute men publish no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of omelets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No go, no go, an omelet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we jester and quip,
Use up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and then lose our grip,
Use up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, an omelet's life for me.

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