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The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Mimes of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 2010
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

"Eyepatched men leave no stories!" -- so say the least presidential mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of mimes who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a deserving village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a mime's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Grow up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Grow up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a mime's life for me.

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