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The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction, fabulously spinning in the morning park light

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Mimes of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 1957
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

"Nice men tell no lies!" -- so say the smelliest mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the remains of mimes who have met their maker, and watch as others burn a handy township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a mime's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Kick up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Kick up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a mime's life for me.

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