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The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction, dashingly elongating in the evening park light

The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction, dashingly elongating in the evening park light

Mimes of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 2009
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Traditionally favored by: Family reunions

Description

"Peg-legged men have no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of mimes who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a friendly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a mime's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Wash up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Wash up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a mime's life for me.

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