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The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction at first light

The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction at first light

Mimes of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1987
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Rating: Two teacups

Description

"More men blog no secrets!" -- so say the smelliest mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of mimes who have met their doom, and watch as others get drunk in a defenseless scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a mime's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Wake up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Wake up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a mime's life for me.

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