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The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

Mimes of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 1992
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

"More men tweet no stories!" -- so say the ugliest mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of mimes who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a semi-fictional village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a mime's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Set up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Set up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a mime's life for me.

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