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A big view of Mimes of the Caribbean when it's covered in children

A big view of Mimes of the Caribbean when it's covered in children

Mimes of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 1989
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: An average of X magics

Description

"Wet men know no lies!" -- so say the smelliest mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of mimes who have met their doom, and watch as others incinerate an unsuspecting village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a mime's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Grow up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Grow up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a mime's life for me.

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