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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction at first light

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction at first light

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 13, 1967
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Rating: Zero plusses

Description

"Deceased men retell no tales!" -- so say the most tireless machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the representation of machos who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Grow up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and are kind of rad,
Grow up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a macho's life for me.

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