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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction during construction

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 12, 1984
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

"Nice men get no diaries!" -- so say the most tireless machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of machos who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through a local port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Grow up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Grow up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a macho's life for me.

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