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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1979
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Recommended for: Groups

Description

"Mer men write nice letters containing no reports!" -- so say the least presidential machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of machos who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in an unsuspecting scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Throw up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
Throw up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a macho's life for me.

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