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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 6, 1955
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

"Former men write nice letters containing no memories!" -- so say the cruelest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of machos who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through a robotic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Wake up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
Wake up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a macho's life for me.

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