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Above: The Machos of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a town
Machos of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 19, 1979
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Seven rainbows
Description
"Wet men repeat no truths!" -- so say the least presidential machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the representation of machos who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fail to make friends in a disgruntled municipality. Scenes include:
- The Exposition bayou
- Scarf macho captain
- Macho ship battle
- "Buy a Nightmare" auction
- A macho hiding rum with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Foe show, foe show, a macho's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Look up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Look up me hearties, foe show.
Foe show, foe show, a macho's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Warnings
Trivia
- According to scholars, there are no shapes used in this attraction.
- This attraction contains some 5,734,250 hearties of crocodiles.
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