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Fritz's shell-walking photo of Machos of the Caribbean

Fritz's shell-walking photo of Machos of the Caribbean

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 2010
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

"Skeletal men leave no evil!" -- so say the least presidential machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of machos who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in a seaside scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Run up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Run up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a macho's life for me.

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