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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 2014
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Pirate men publish no memories!" -- so say the vilest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of machos who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Look up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Look up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a macho's life for me.

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