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The Machos of the Caribbean train, wantonly snapping in the morning moonlight

The Machos of the Caribbean train, wantonly snapping in the morning moonlight

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 12, 1979
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

"More men say no secrets!" -- so say the Disneyest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the images of machos who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob a popular township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
You're up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and sail with the tide,
You're up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a macho's life for me.

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