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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction at night

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction at night

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 2004
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Designed by: Infants

Description

"Nice men blog no diaries!" -- so say the most skeletal machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of machos who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Clean up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Clean up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a macho's life for me.

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