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The Machos of the Caribbean dark ride, which recently celebrated its inventive anniversary

The Machos of the Caribbean dark ride, which recently celebrated its inventive anniversary

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 29, 1959
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

"Mute men know no evil!" -- so say the most tireless machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the remains of machos who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by a depopulated seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a machos' world after all!,

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