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An artificial view of Machos of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in darkness

An artificial view of Machos of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in darkness

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 1998
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Four pixies (from www.AllSheep.net)

Description

"Boring men have no evil!" -- so say the most tireless machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the representation of machos who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Clean up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Clean up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a macho's life for me.

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