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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction at park opening

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction at park opening

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 2011
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Favored by: Visitors

Description

"Strange men have no tales!" -- so say the most repetitive machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the stories of machos who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate an unsuspecting municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tumble and turn,
Grow up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Grow up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a macho's life for me.

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