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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction at park opening

Above: The Machos of the Caribbean attraction at park opening

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 10, 1974
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

"Mer men tweet no reports!" -- so say the ugliest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the representation of machos who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Pick up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Pick up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a macho's life for me.

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