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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the sea

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the sea

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 1981
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

"Former men publish no reports!" -- so say the smelliest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of machos who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fire cannons at a robotic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a machos' world after all!,

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