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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1992
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Animatronic men tweet no recipies!" -- so say the Disneyest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of machos who have met their doom, and watch as others loot a friendly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
What's up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
What's up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a macho's life for me.

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