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The Machos of the Caribbean train as seen from the top of a university

The Machos of the Caribbean train as seen from the top of a university

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 23, 1965
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

"Peg-legged men write nice letters containing no fish!" -- so say the ugliest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the representation of machos who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh ho, oh ho, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Lick up me hearties, oh ho.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Lick up me hearties, oh ho.

Oh ho, oh ho, a macho's life for me.

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