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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Above: The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 1974
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Honest men publish no lies!" -- so say the vilest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of harlots who have gone all boney, and watch as others stop by a robotic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Throw up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Throw up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a harlot's life for me.

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