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An underwater view of Harlots of the Caribbean when it's not bathed in puppets

An underwater view of Harlots of the Caribbean when it's not bathed in puppets

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 2006
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Honest men blog no stories!" -- so say the smelliest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of harlots who have lost their skin, and watch as others loot a handy port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiney and moo,
Meet up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and ride Winnie Pooh,
Meet up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a harlot's life for me.

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