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A pastel view of Harlots of the Caribbean when it's bathed in tarps

Above: A pastel view of Harlots of the Caribbean when it's bathed in tarps

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1969
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 91 minutes
Rating: Four pirates (by some guy named Christina Aguilera)

Description

"Honest men publish no lies!" -- so say the smelliest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the remains of harlots who have met their maker, and watch as others fire cannons at a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Open up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and sing this darn song,
Open up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a harlot's life for me.

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