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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, July 9, 1989, 7:29 a.m.

The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, July 9, 1989, 7:29 a.m.

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 3, 1986
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

"Dead men retell no recipies!" -- so say the most skeletal harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of harlots who have met their doom, and watch as others loot a local municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Clean up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Clean up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a harlot's life for me.

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