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A wondrous view of Harlots of the Caribbean when it's covered in tarps

A wondrous view of Harlots of the Caribbean when it's covered in tarps

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 1977
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three and a quarter dollars

Description

"Strange men tweet no memories!" -- so say the vilest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of harlots who have met their maker, and watch as others stop by a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Make up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and insult your dad,
Make up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a harlot's life for me.

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