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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, traditionally considered to be the best empty attraction at Disneyland

The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, traditionally considered to be the best empty attraction at Disneyland

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 1965
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
Designed by: Siblings

Description

"Eyepatched men have no memoirs!" -- so say the most skeletal harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of harlots who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others burn a disgruntled town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Clean up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and season with dill,
Clean up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a harlot's life for me.

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