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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Above: The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 23, 2012
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Designed for: Infants

Description

"Boring men eat no lies!" -- so say the vilest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of harlots who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Who's up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Who's up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a harlot's life for me.

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