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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, daringly considered to be the finest illusionary attraction at Disneyland

Below: The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, daringly considered to be the finest illusionary attraction at Disneyland

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 1984
Duration: Seemingly everlasting
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Intended for: Blind mothers

Description

"Strange men retell no secrets!" -- so say the cruelest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of harlots who have lost their skin, and watch as others pass through a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Ut oh, ut oh, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Set up me hearties, ut oh.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
Set up me hearties, ut oh.

Ut oh, ut oh, a harlot's life for me.

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