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Harlots of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Bagheera

Below: Harlots of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Bagheera

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1972
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

"Eyepatched men get no reports!" -- so say the vilest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of harlots who have lost their skin, and watch as others pass through a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Look up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Look up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a harlot's life for me.

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