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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, haughtily considered to be the premier dead attraction at Disneyland

The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, haughtily considered to be the premier dead attraction at Disneyland

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1960
Duration: Subjectively universal
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Two Disneys

Description

"Dead men have no tales!" -- so say the most repetitive harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of harlots who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others burn a friendly scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Ut oh, ut oh, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Shut up me hearties, ut oh.
We kidnap and ravage and sail with the tide,
Shut up me hearties, ut oh.

Ut oh, ut oh, a harlot's life for me.

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