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The Harlots of the Caribbean adventure during repairs

Above: The Harlots of the Caribbean adventure during repairs

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: April 13, 2002
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 701 meters

Description

"Animatronic men know no memories!" -- so say the least presidential harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of harlots who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others stop by a local town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Lick up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Lick up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a harlot's life for me.

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