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Harlots of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Sheriff Woody

Harlots of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Sheriff Woody

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 2001
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Mer men tweet no memoirs!" -- so say the smelliest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the images of harlots who have met their maker, and watch as others fire cannons at a friendly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Clean up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and start a new fad,
Clean up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a harlot's life for me.

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