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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary

The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 1995
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

"Animatronic men get no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of harlots who have met their maker, and watch as others loot a popular scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Run up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Run up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a harlot's life for me.

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