Above: Hamlets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Rob Roy
"Mute men write nice letters containing no evil!" -- so say the cruelest hamlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Hamlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of hamlets who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:
The Hamlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Yo yo, yo yo, a hamlet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Meet up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Meet up me hearties, yo yo.Yo yo, yo yo, a hamlet's life for me.
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