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The Hamlets of the Caribbean attraction, November 7, 1980, 4:53 a.m.

The Hamlets of the Caribbean attraction, November 7, 1980, 4:53 a.m.

Hamlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 2013
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: A median score of six thumbs down

Description

"Ignorant men repeat no secrets!" -- so say the most skeletal hamlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Hamlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the images of hamlets who have met their maker, and watch as others loot a popular township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hamlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a hamlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
What's up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and suck on a lime,
What's up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a hamlet's life for me.

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