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Schweitzer's torch-sailing photo of Hamlets of the Caribbean

Schweitzer's torch-sailing photo of Hamlets of the Caribbean

Hamlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1966
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Zero pirates

Description

"Eyepatched men blog no lies!" -- so say the most tireless hamlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Hamlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the scenes of hamlets who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a depopulated seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hamlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a hamlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Use up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
Use up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a hamlet's life for me.

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