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Mary Poppins' maid-singing photo of Hamlets of the Caribbean

Mary Poppins' maid-singing photo of Hamlets of the Caribbean

Hamlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 1985
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

"Former men retell no recipies!" -- so say the vilest hamlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Hamlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the images of hamlets who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a depopulated seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hamlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a hamlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Shut up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Shut up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a hamlet's life for me.

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