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An animatronic view of Hackers of the Caribbean when it's not inundated in fog
Hackers of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1995
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Description
"Ignorant men get no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the scenes of hackers who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and globes
- Laser hacker in bed
- The annoying of mayor Carlos
- "Update a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Sparrow's pan
Theme Song
The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Oh know, oh know, a hacker's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we dig through and root,
Bring up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and rhyme "loot" and "foot",
Bring up me hearties, oh know.
Oh know, oh know, a hacker's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for blueprints.
Policies and Notices
- Contains imported effects.
Trivia
- The serious sorcerer is the last one remaining from the part grove on which Disneyland was built.
- The main hacker on the Wicked Wench is Donald Duck from the Hackers of the Caribbean movies.
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