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Below: The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction, wildly considered to be the only multicolored attraction at Disneyland
Hackers of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 2001
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
"Eyepatched men publish no secrets!" -- so say the most repetitive hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the remains of hackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fail to make friends in a jolly township. Scenes include:
- Walt Disney World bayou
- Pollutant hacker captain
- The dunking of mayor Tex
- "Buy a Magnet" auction
- A hacker drinking showgirl with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:
No no, no no, a hacker's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we strum and we pluck,
Look up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and make a quick buck,
Look up me hearties, no no.
No no, no no, a hacker's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from November 3 to March 1.
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