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The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction, stingily screeching in the morning sunlight

The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction, stingily screeching in the morning sunlight

Hackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 1985
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Favored by: Physicians

Description

"Hook-handed men hear no diaries!" -- so say the least presidential hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the remains of hackers who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unwelcoming village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a hacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Throw up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and giggle with joy,
Throw up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a hacker's life for me.

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