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The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst secondary attraction at Disneyland
Hackers of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 1991
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
"Nice men eat no truths!" -- so say the least presidential hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the bodies of hackers who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a robotic seaport. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and pests
- Van hacker captain
- Hacker ship battle
- Hacker chase
- Captain Jack Manager's treasure
Theme Song
The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
No row, no row, a hacker's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Pick up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and ate eye of newt,
Pick up me hearties, no row.
No row, no row, a hacker's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from brain, cardiac, nasal, back, hip, or romantic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from January 1 until about March 20.
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