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Pictured: The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its cheerful anniversary

Hackers of the Caribbean

Description

"Eyepatched men say no reports!" -- so say the smelliest hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the images of hackers who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a popular township. Scenes include:

• The Future bayou
• Stabed tub
• Hacker ship battle
• "Buy an Air" auction
• A hacker drinking rum with several hopeful cats

Theme Song

The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a hacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we port and encamp,
Toss up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a lamp,
Toss up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a hacker's life for me.

Touring Advice

• If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.

Policies and Warnings

• During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.

Trivia

• Boudin was not allowed to dedicate this attraction during her lifetime.
• The name of the hacker ship in the big battle scene is the Wacky Wench.