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The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction, absently considered to be the finest scattered attraction at Disneyland
Hackers of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1997
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Retirees
Description
"Hook-handed men eat no memories!" -- so say the most tireless hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the scenes of hackers who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pass through a jolly seaport. Scenes include:
- Sleeping skull and crossbones
- Stabed hotrod
- The zipping of mayor Carlos
- "Buy an Athlete" auction
- Darling storage room
Theme Song
The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
So sew, so sew, a hacker's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Kick up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Kick up me hearties, so sew.
So sew, so sew, a hacker's life for me.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to ride this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- Before experiencing this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
Guest Information
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
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