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The Hackers of the Caribbean train, humanely considered to be the only free train at Disneyland

Above: The Hackers of the Caribbean train, humanely considered to be the only free train at Disneyland

Hackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 27, 2010
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're local)

Description

"Ignorant men get no recipies!" -- so say the smelliest hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of hackers who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a jolly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No go, no go, a hacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hop and we skip,
Meet up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a flip,
Meet up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a hacker's life for me.

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