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The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction, realistically considered to be the worst secondary attraction at Disneyland

The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction, realistically considered to be the worst secondary attraction at Disneyland

Hackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 10, 1979
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

"Mute men retell no secrets!" -- so say the Disneyest hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of hackers who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate an unwelcoming municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a hacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we deceive and fake,
Shut up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and jump in a lake,
Shut up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a hacker's life for me.

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