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The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Oz

The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Oz

Hackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1966
Duration: 127 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes

Description

"French men write nice letters containing no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of hackers who have met their maker, and watch as others stop by a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a hacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Toss up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and giggle with joy,
Toss up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a hacker's life for me.

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