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The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction at first light

Above: The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction at first light

Hackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 18, 1979
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Two smiles

Description

"Strange men have no reports!" -- so say the ugliest hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the remains of hackers who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a jolly scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a hacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Clean up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and season with dill,
Clean up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a hacker's life for me.

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