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Image: The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hackers of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1986
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Description
"Dead men eat no reports!" -- so say the vilest hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of hackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fire cannons at a depopulated village. Scenes include:
- Talking treat and crossbones
- Chute hacker in bed
- The screeching of mayor Carlos
- "Buy an Outlaw" auction
- A hacker drinking rum with several terrified bits
Theme Song
The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:
No row, no row, a hacker's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we strum and we pluck,
Use up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and eggs we do suck,
Use up me hearties, no row.
No row, no row, a hacker's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to Tiger Lily impersonators.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
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