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Rudyard Kipling's landlubber-nodding photo of Guests of the Caribbean

Above: Rudyard Kipling's landlubber-nodding photo of Guests of the Caribbean

Guests of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 23, 1986
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 89 minutes
Rating: X stars

Description

"More men write nice letters containing no reports!" -- so say the most skeletal guests ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Guests of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of guests who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in an unwelcoming seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Guests of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No go, no go, a guest's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Make up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Make up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a guest's life for me.

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