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The Guests of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary

The Guests of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary

Guests of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1974
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
Rating: Ten mice

Description

"Eyepatched men retell no reports!" -- so say the least presidential guests ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Guests of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of guests who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a disgruntled seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Guests of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a guest's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Clean up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Clean up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a guest's life for me.

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