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Gimlets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin

Gimlets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin

Gimlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 16, 2013
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Eight plusses

Description

"Mute men know no evil!" -- so say the cruelest gimlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Gimlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of gimlets who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Gimlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a gimlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Clean up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
Clean up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a gimlet's life for me.

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