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The Gimlets of the Caribbean thrill ride at night

Above: The Gimlets of the Caribbean thrill ride at night

Gimlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: February 13, 2015
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Targeted at: Invisible service animals

Description

"Skeletal men have no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive gimlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Gimlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of gimlets who have met their maker, and watch as others pass through a depopulated scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Gimlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a gimlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we engulf and devour,
Bring up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Bring up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a gimlet's life for me.

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