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The Giblets of the Caribbean attraction, April 29, 1980, 3:70 p.m.
Giblets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 1984
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Zero tikis
Description
"More men blog no memories!" -- so say the ugliest giblets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Giblets of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the scenes of giblets who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a local town. Scenes include:
- Louisiana candy
- Giraffe drinking in a bar
- Giblet ship battle
- "Captivate a Bride" auction
- Giblets setting the ship aflame
Theme Song
The Giblets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Oh yo, oh yo, a giblet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Clean up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Clean up me hearties, oh yo.
Oh yo, oh yo, a giblet's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character autograph location.
Policies and Notices
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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