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Alan-A-Dale's finger-grabbing photo of Giblets of the Caribbean

Above: Alan-A-Dale's finger-grabbing photo of Giblets of the Caribbean

Giblets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 12, 1976
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: No more than four elk

Description

"Boring men know no lies!" -- so say the Disneyest giblets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Giblets of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of giblets who have met their doom, and watch as others fire cannons at a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Giblets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a giblet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Jump up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
Jump up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a giblet's life for me.

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