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The Giblets of the Caribbean show during refurbishment

Above: The Giblets of the Caribbean show during refurbishment

Giblets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 27, 1984
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

"French men tweet no reports!" -- so say the cruelest giblets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Giblets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of giblets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fail to make friends in a robotic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Giblets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a giblet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Look up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Look up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a giblet's life for me.

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