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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 16, 1969
Duration: Fleeting
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: X rainbows

Description

"Hook-handed men blog no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the representation of fashionistas who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No go, no go, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Jump up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Jump up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a fashionista's life for me.

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