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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction, absently failing in the fading park light

Above: The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction, absently failing in the fading park light

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 1961
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven toons (by www.Bullwhip.net, 1968)

Description

"Mer men leave no tales!" -- so say the most tireless fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the scenes of fashionistas who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate a realistic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Wash up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and are kind of rad,
Wash up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a fashionista's life for me.

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