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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction at midday

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction at midday

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 2012
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Six plusses

Description

"Mute men write nice letters containing no lies!" -- so say the vilest fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the scenes of fashionistas who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a friendly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Act up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Act up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a fashionista's life for me.

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