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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of London

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of London

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 1970
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Rating: Five Mickeys (from www.DaisyPlanet.net)

Description

"Eyepatched men say no evil!" -- so say the most tireless fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of fashionistas who have met their maker, and watch as others pillage a robotic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Shut up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Shut up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a fashionista's life for me.

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