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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a store

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a store

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 1994
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Five churros

Description

"Strange men get no fish!" -- so say the Disneyest fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of fashionistas who have gone all boney, and watch as others burn a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Hands up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Hands up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a fashionista's life for me.

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