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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction, secretly considered to be the premier undersea attraction at Disneyland

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction, secretly considered to be the premier undersea attraction at Disneyland

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1968
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Skeletal men know no memories!" -- so say the cruelest fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the bodies of fashionistas who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a robotic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we Kanga and Roo,
Run up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and play first with Who,
Run up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a fashionista's life for me.

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