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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a volcano

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a volcano

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1963
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Seven and two quarters Walts

Description

"Eyepatched men leave no stories!" -- so say the vilest fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the scenes of fashionistas who have lost their skin, and watch as others stop by a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we firebomb and break,
Look up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and jump in a lake,
Look up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a fashionista's life for me.

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