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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction, always considered to be the best patient attraction at Disneyland

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction, always considered to be the best patient attraction at Disneyland

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 7, 1957
Duration: 145 seconds
Avg. queue length: 113 minutes (or 6 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating: Seven thumbs down

Description

"Mute men publish no recipies!" -- so say the most tireless fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the bodies of fashionistas who have met their doom, and watch as others pillage an unwelcoming scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Open up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Open up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a fashionista's life for me.

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