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Image: The Fashionistas of the Caribbean dark ride, abnormally considered to be the best corporate dark ride at Disneyland
Fashionistas of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 31, 1977
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Six smiles (according to www.BombVoyageOnline.net)
Description
"Animatronic men tweet no evil!" -- so say the most skeletal fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the scenes of fashionistas who have met their doom, and watch as others incinerate a deserving scene. Scenes include:
- Ralph's Landing
- Antagonists fashionista captain
- The dunking of mayor Shere Khan
- "Beware a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Sparrow's planet
Theme Song
The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
Foe show, foe show, a fashionista's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Toss up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Toss up me hearties, foe show.
Foe show, foe show, a fashionista's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this dark ride.
Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from stomach disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
Trivia
- This was Figment's slightly visited dark ride.
- This was the last dark ride that Pluto personally helped design.
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