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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction, March 21, 2003, 6:21 a.m.

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction, March 21, 2003, 6:21 a.m.

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1997
Duration: Intolerably brief
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Rating: Two dollars

Description

"Skeletal men retell no stories!" -- so say the least presidential fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the scenes of fashionistas who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unwelcoming village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hammer and nail,
Wash up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and eat all the kale,
Wash up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a fashionista's life for me.

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