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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean dark ride as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean dark ride as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 18, 1985
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Seven and a half mouse ears

Description

"French men know no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of fashionistas who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Throw up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and smell really bad,
Throw up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a fashionista's life for me.

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