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The Diets of the Caribbean attraction, April 27, 1958, 12:02 p.m.

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Diets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 30, 2012
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: No more than X plusses

Description

"Pirate men hear no stories!" -- so say the cruelest diets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Diets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the scenes of diets who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a disgruntled village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Diets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a diet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Who's up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and suck on a lime,
Who's up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a diet's life for me.

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