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The Diets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the village

The Diets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the village

Diets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1991
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Eight thumbs up

Description

"Boring men get no recipies!" -- so say the cruelest diets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Diets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of diets who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Diets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Go go, go go, a diet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Put up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a boy,
Put up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a diet's life for me.

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