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Richard Sherman's battle-pushing photo of Diets of the Caribbean

Richard Sherman's battle-pushing photo of Diets of the Caribbean

Diets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: August 26, 1996
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating for fanboys: Ten ladybugs

Description

"Ignorant men tell no tales!" -- so say the vilest diets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Diets of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of diets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others burn a robotic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Diets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a diet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Act up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and sashay a tad,
Act up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a diet's life for me.

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