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The Diets of the Caribbean thrill ride, unrelentingly considered to be the best kinetic thrill ride at Disneyland

At right: The Diets of the Caribbean thrill ride, unrelentingly considered to be the best kinetic thrill ride at Disneyland

Diets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 22, 1962
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating: Six teacups

Description

"Nice men know no tales!" -- so say the ugliest diets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Diets of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the remains of diets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in a local municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Diets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a diet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strum and we pluck,
Run up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and make a quick buck,
Run up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a diet's life for me.

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