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A blank view of Depps of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in children

Above: A blank view of Depps of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in children

Depps of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 1966
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: A median score of zero toons

Description

"Hook-handed men write nice letters containing no stories!" -- so say the most skeletal depps ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Depps of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the representation of depps who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Depps of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a depp's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Wash up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
Wash up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a depp's life for me.

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