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The Corpses of the Caribbean attraction at first light

Above: The Corpses of the Caribbean attraction at first light

Corpses of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 27, 2009
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Not intended for: Spendthrift vacationers

Description

"Dead men write nice letters containing no diaries!" -- so say the most tireless corpses ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Corpses of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of corpses who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a semi-fictional village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Corpses of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a corpse's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Put up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and sing this darn song,
Put up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a corpse's life for me.

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