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The Corpses of the Caribbean ride, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary

The Corpses of the Caribbean ride, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary

Corpses of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: October 22, 1975
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

"French men publish no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest corpses ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Corpses of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of corpses who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob a handy scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Corpses of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a corpse's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strum and we pluck,
Who's up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and in bed we tuck,
Who's up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a corpse's life for me.

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