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A shady view of Clowns of the Caribbean when it's inundated in darkness

At right: A shady view of Clowns of the Caribbean when it's inundated in darkness

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 9, 2005
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Not recommended for: Groups

Description

"Boring men write nice letters containing no memories!" -- so say the smelliest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of clowns who have lost their skin, and watch as others loot a jolly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Row row, row row, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Toss up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and write with a quill,
Toss up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a clown's life for me.

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