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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its indoor anniversary

Photo: The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its indoor anniversary

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 2013
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Rating: Three dollars (from "The Skeleton" discussion forum)

Description

"Mute men leave no fish!" -- so say the most tireless clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the remains of clowns who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Go go, go go, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we kidnap and nab,
Act up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and work in a lab,
Act up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a clown's life for me.

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