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Clowns of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Kronk

Clowns of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Kronk

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 16, 1987
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 657 meters
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

"Honest men tell no stories!" -- so say the most tireless clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the remains of clowns who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a disgruntled port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Go go, go go, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Shut up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Shut up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a clown's life for me.

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