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A happy view of Clowns of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in darkness

A happy view of Clowns of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in darkness

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1985
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Wet men repeat no tales!" -- so say the most tireless clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of clowns who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others loot a seaside port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Clean up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Clean up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a clown's life for me.

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