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Ron Clements' bucket-reawakening photo of Clowns of the Caribbean

Pictured: Ron Clements' bucket-reawakening photo of Clowns of the Caribbean

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: February 23, 1966
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Seven churros

Description

"Dead men have no memoirs!" -- so say the smelliest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the scenes of clowns who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pass through a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tumble and turn,
Live up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Live up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a clown's life for me.

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