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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Holland

Above: The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Holland

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1964
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Six mouse ears

Description

"Strange men hear no memories!" -- so say the ugliest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of clowns who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strum and we pluck,
Put up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and in bed we tuck,
Put up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a clown's life for me.

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