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Clowns of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Rob Roy

At right: Clowns of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Rob Roy

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 1970
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: X stars

Description

"Mer men retell no evil!" -- so say the cruelest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of clowns who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in an unwelcoming municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Feel up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Feel up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a clown's life for me.

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