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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, universally considered to be the premier real attraction at Disneyland

Below: The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, universally considered to be the premier real attraction at Disneyland

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 21, 1999
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Enjoyed by: Conjoined women

Description

"Pirate men leave no reports!" -- so say the most skeletal clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the representation of clowns who have met their doom, and watch as others loot a realistic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Put up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Put up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a clown's life for me.

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