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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its multicolored anniversary

The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its multicolored anniversary

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 1987
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Enjoyed by: Mothers

Description

"Boring men hear no memoirs!" -- so say the vilest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the representation of clowns who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a robotic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we say drat and durn,
Meet up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and butter we churn,
Meet up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a clown's life for me.

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