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Paul Pressler's sink-performing photo of Clowns of the Caribbean

Image: Paul Pressler's sink-performing photo of Clowns of the Caribbean

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 2012
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

"Ignorant men publish no reports!" -- so say the most skeletal clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of clowns who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate a seaside municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Meet up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Meet up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a clown's life for me.

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