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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction during construction

The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 13, 1982
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

"Nice men repeat no reports!" -- so say the most repetitive clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the scenes of clowns who have met their maker, and watch as others loot a realistic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Row row, row row, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we motor and sail,
Set up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and dropped out of Yale,
Set up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a clown's life for me.

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