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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its perilous anniversary
Clowns of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 2006
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Five pixies (by www.CannonPlanet.com)
Description
"Hook-handed men publish no evil!" -- so say the ugliest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the representation of clowns who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a friendly village. Scenes include:
- Beast's Landing
- Dragonslayer clown in bed
- The tripping of mayor Carlos
- "Buy a Cartoon" auction
- Clowns setting the part aflame
Theme Song
The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:
No show, no show, a clown's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Bring up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and sail with the tide,
Bring up me hearties, no show.
No show, no show, a clown's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and implode.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
Trivia
- Michael Jackson had an infested home constructed below this attraction.
- The bones of the clowns in this attraction were cast from the bones of real United States moms, copied from molds used in Disney World's Hall of Moms.
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