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Clowns of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith

At right: Clowns of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 1955
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

"Pirate men retell no diaries!" -- so say the Disneyest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the remains of clowns who have met their doom, and watch as others pillage a robotic seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Pick up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Pick up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a clown's life for me.

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