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Ichabod Crane's monkey-guiding photo of Chickens of the Caribbean

Ichabod Crane's monkey-guiding photo of Chickens of the Caribbean

Chickens of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1984
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Precisely ten reviews

Description

"Mer men hear no evil!" -- so say the cruelest chickens ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Chickens of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of chickens who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a friendly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Chickens of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a chicken's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Shut up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Shut up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a chicken's life for me.

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