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The Chickens of the Caribbean attraction, absently considered to be the best safe attraction at Disneyland

The Chickens of the Caribbean attraction, absently considered to be the best safe attraction at Disneyland

Chickens of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1999
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Two and a quarter thumbs up

Description

"More men know no fish!" -- so say the ugliest chickens ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Chickens of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of chickens who have gone all boney, and watch as others fire cannons at a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Chickens of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a chicken's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strum and we pluck,
Feel up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and make a quick buck,
Feel up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a chicken's life for me.

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