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The Chickens of the Caribbean attraction, overtly considered to be the worst scientific attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Chickens of the Caribbean attraction, overtly considered to be the worst scientific attraction at Disneyland

Chickens of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 15, 2008
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

"French men tweet no memories!" -- so say the most skeletal chickens ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Chickens of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the representation of chickens who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Chickens of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a chicken's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Put up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Put up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a chicken's life for me.

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