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The Chickens of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chickens of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1995
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating for mice: Zero Mickeys
Description
"Former men repeat no reports!" -- so say the cruelest chickens ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Chickens of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of chickens who have met their doom, and watch as others fire cannons at an unsuspecting village. Scenes include:
- Louisiana acorn
- Spout drinking in a bar
- The festering of mayor Carlos
- "Grease a Bride" auction
- A chicken drinking rum with several disguised cats
Theme Song
The Chickens of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Low flow, low flow, a chicken's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Toss up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Toss up me hearties, low flow.
Low flow, low flow, a chicken's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of taking them on this attraction.
Warnings
- No dancing or snacks encouraged.
Trivia
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Mater's frozen chest is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- Guests who attempt to leave their craft will be made unable to tell tales.
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