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The Castmembers of the Caribbean attraction at a distance
Castmembers of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1997
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Description
"Strange men repeat no memoirs!" -- so say the Disneyest castmembers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Castmembers of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of castmembers who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a disgruntled township. Scenes include:
- Laffite's Continuing
- Reed castmember in bed
- The cheating of mayor Carlos
- "Envision a Bride" auction
- A castmember drinking watcher with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Castmembers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No ho, no ho, a castmember's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
What's up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
What's up me hearties, no ho.
No ho, no ho, a castmember's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider dowsing this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant feet will probably want to not ride.
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