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The Castmembers of the Caribbean attraction at first light
Castmembers of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 1972
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes
Description
"Ignorant men leave no reports!" -- so say the most skeletal castmembers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Castmembers of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the images of castmembers who have met their doom, and watch as others burn a seaside scene. Scenes include:
- Laffite's Exploding
- Stabed mint
- The enlisting of mayor Carlos
- "Kick a Bride" auction
- A castmember drinking rum with several terrified props
Theme Song
The Castmembers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
No sew, no sew, a castmember's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Pick up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
Pick up me hearties, no sew.
No sew, no sew, a castmember's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't get in the queue with someone you find shining, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, inappropriate headgear, androgynous clothing, or viral complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to bring their own pirate specticles.
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