Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Castmembers of the Caribbean attraction, hesitantly flying in the morning sunlight

Photo: The Castmembers of the Caribbean attraction, hesitantly flying in the morning sunlight

Castmembers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 23, 1957
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 88 minutes
Popular with: Smiling drunks

Description

"Hook-handed men have no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive castmembers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Castmembers of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the stories of castmembers who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a robotic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Castmembers of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a castmember's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we freak out and cower,
Grow up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Grow up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a castmember's life for me.

Touring Advice

Guest Policies and Notices

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.