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The Castmembers of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its theatrical anniversary

The Castmembers of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its theatrical anniversary

Castmembers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1990
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Eight fairies

Description

"Skeletal men tell no secrets!" -- so say the smelliest castmembers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Castmembers of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of castmembers who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Castmembers of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a castmember's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
You're up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
You're up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a castmember's life for me.

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