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The Castmembers of the Caribbean attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst jolly attraction at Disneyland

Pictured: The Castmembers of the Caribbean attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst jolly attraction at Disneyland

Castmembers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 2016
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

"Deceased men write nice letters containing no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest castmembers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Castmembers of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the remains of castmembers who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Castmembers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a castmember's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Throw up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Throw up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a castmember's life for me.

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