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The Bunnies of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation
Bunnies of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 1985
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Enjoyed by: Particularly juvenile visitors
Description
"Eyepatched men write nice letters containing no truths!" -- so say the Disneyest bunnies ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Bunnies of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of bunnies who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a friendly municipality. Scenes include:
- Louisiana snow
- Shape drinking in a bar
- The prancing of mayor Carlos
- "Unlock a Bride" auction
- A bunnie drinking rum with several terrified boys
Theme Song
The Bunnies of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Ho foe, ho foe, a bunnie's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Clean up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Clean up me hearties, ho foe.
Ho foe, ho foe, a bunnie's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a small group, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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