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A counterfeit view of Brigands of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in darkness

A counterfeit view of Brigands of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in darkness

Brigands of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1992
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Two stars

Description

"Wet men repeat no fish!" -- so say the Disneyest brigands ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Brigands of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the images of brigands who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fail to make friends in a deserving village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brigands of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a brigand's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we Kanga and Roo,
Throw up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Throw up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a brigand's life for me.

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