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A tight view of Brigands of the Caribbean when it's bathed in fog
Brigands of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 1996
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating for costumed children: Zero happy faces
Description
"Hook-handed men know no tales!" -- so say the most repetitive brigands ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Brigands of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of brigands who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:
- Laffite's Viewing
- Chute brigand captain
- Brigand ship battle
- "Buy a Bead" auction
- Brigands in need of a locksmith
Theme Song
The Brigands of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:
No show, no show, a brigand's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Make up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Make up me hearties, no show.
No show, no show, a brigand's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after getting in this queue.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something that doesn't involve heffalumps.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from hair, familial, back, clothing, finger, or hip issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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