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The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, accurately considered to be the worst antebellum attraction at Disneyland

The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, accurately considered to be the worst antebellum attraction at Disneyland

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 157 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten Disneys

Description

"Eyepatched men say no memories!" -- so say the cruelest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the images of brats who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Meet up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Meet up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a brat's life for me.

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