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The Brats of the Caribbean train during repairs

The Brats of the Caribbean train during repairs

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 11, 1974
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

"Boring men write nice letters containing no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of brats who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a seaside scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh ho, oh ho, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Wash up me hearties, oh ho.
We kidnap and ravage and smell really bad,
Wash up me hearties, oh ho.

Oh ho, oh ho, a brat's life for me.

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