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The Brats of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

The Brats of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 1963
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

"Mer men hear no secrets!" -- so say the Disneyest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of brats who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Wake up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Wake up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a brat's life for me.

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