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The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary

Below: The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1979
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

"Honest men hear no recipies!" -- so say the ugliest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of brats who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a realistic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Choke up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Choke up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a brat's life for me.

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