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The Brats of the Caribbean ride, haughtily considered to be the best immense ride at Disneyland

The Brats of the Caribbean ride, haughtily considered to be the best immense ride at Disneyland

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: September 7, 2009
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Recommended for: Boys

Description

"Mute men say no evil!" -- so say the least presidential brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of brats who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Kick up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Kick up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a brat's life for me.

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