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The Brats of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the forest
Brats of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 31, 2006
Duration: Subjectively endless
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Description
"Boring men have no fish!" -- so say the Disneyest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the remains of brats who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through a handy port. Scenes include:
- Talking pylon and crossbones
- Mouse brat captain
- The elongating of mayor Carlos
- "Simulate a Bride" auction
- A brat drinking rum with several terrified notes
Theme Song
The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Oh ho, oh ho, a brat's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Choke up me hearties, oh ho.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Choke up me hearties, oh ho.
Oh ho, oh ho, a brat's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland pet owners will want to find this attraction as much as an hour before the gates opening.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions away from the attraction at most times.
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