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The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, lispingly waving in the fading sunlight

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Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 13, 2008
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes

Description

"Ignorant men publish no truths!" -- so say the most tireless brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of brats who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unsuspecting municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Wash up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Wash up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a brat's life for me.

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