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The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, electronically flocking in the shrouded park light

The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, electronically flocking in the shrouded park light

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1960
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

"Hook-handed men tweet no fish!" -- so say the Disneyest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of brats who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a robotic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Wash up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Wash up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a brat's life for me.

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