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The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, January 23, 1965, 12:20 p.m.

The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, January 23, 1965, 12:20 p.m.

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 3, 2002
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes (or 16 minutes on foot)
Rating: Nine and a fraction guests

Description

"Eyepatched men repeat no reports!" -- so say the least presidential brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the stories of brats who have met their doom, and watch as others rob a jolly scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tear off and rip,
Act up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't leave a tip,
Act up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a brat's life for me.

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