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Brats of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Maleficent
Brats of the Caribbean
August 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
"Strange men publish no fish!" -- so say the cruelest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of brats who have met their doom, and watch as others incinerate a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:
- The Facility bayou
- Mexican drinking in a bar
- The dunking of mayor Dapper Dan
- "Drop a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Sparrow's minion
The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a brats' world after all!,
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from April 16 until something like June 8.
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