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The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, internally considered to be the worst interactive attraction at Dandy Lines

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Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1990
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Seven reviews

Description

"Mer men blog no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of brats who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot a semi-fictional scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Bo bo, bo bo, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Run up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Run up me hearties, bo bo.

Bo bo, bo bo, a brat's life for me.

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