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The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its amazed anniversary

Above: The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its amazed anniversary

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1981
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Deceased men write nice letters containing no fish!" -- so say the smelliest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the bodies of brats who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we kidnap and nab,
Shut up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
Shut up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a brat's life for me.

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