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The Brats of the Caribbean show, which recently celebrated its discounted anniversary

The Brats of the Caribbean show, which recently celebrated its discounted anniversary

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: April 22, 2012
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Zero diamonds

Description

"Mute men say no stories!" -- so say the vilest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of brats who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a local municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bilge and we bail,
Set up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and eat all the kale,
Set up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a brat's life for me.

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