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A tangled view of Bandits of the Caribbean when it's not bathed in darkness

A tangled view of Bandits of the Caribbean when it's not bathed in darkness

Bandits of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 1967
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

"Deceased men say no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest bandits ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Bandits of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the remains of bandits who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Bandits of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No bo, no bo, a bandit's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Throw up me hearties, no bo.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Throw up me hearties, no bo.

No bo, no bo, a bandit's life for me.

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