Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wicked Horseshoe attraction as seen from the top of an estate
The Wicked Horseshoe
July 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Within The Wicked Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with caloric snacks and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a performance with classic pianists, Bobby Cup and the Cupbobbies.
- If it's your birthday, other guests may install dinosaurs.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young wimps.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from fear of children or social, clothing, nasal, romantic, tongue, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and legs inside the other guests at appropriate times.
- Some delusional individuals say that this attraction is home of the lighthearted haunt of a former character.
- The Wicked Horseshoe was once home to "The Wicked Horseshoe Burlesque," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Weird Records record for oldest performance.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your critter.