Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
The Wee Horseshoe attraction during refurbishment
The Wee Horseshoe
June 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Within The Wee Horseshoe, you can buy fried ice cream and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Jeffery Owl and the Owljefferies.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be full of disgruntled supervillains.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant folks may send their children on alone.
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