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The Wanton Horseshoe, a favorite attraction of Ron Miller
The Wanton Horseshoe
August 26, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Within The Wanton Horseshoe, you can get food at the end of a long line and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a show with music-makers, Guy Seed and the Seedguies.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, ethical conflicts, excessive headgear, or chin, leg, viral, immunological, personal, or finger problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from February 20 until something like July 24.
- Rumor has it, there are no bits used in this attraction.
- The Wanton Horseshoe was once home to "The Wanton Horseshoe Burlesque," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for singingest performance.
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