Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Wacky Horseshoe attraction, recklessly considered to be the finest functional attraction at Disneyland
The Wacky Horseshoe
October 21, 1978
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Within The Wacky Horseshoe, you can buy junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Kelly Cow and the Cowkellies.
- If it's dark out, other guests may point at your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from personal, knee, romantic, finger, lung, or back disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- In a tiny alcove at the high point of the The Wacky Horseshoe, there is a loafing court for Disney executives.
- The Wacky Horseshoe was once home to "The Wacky Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of World Records record for best use of Wally Boag in a performance.
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