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The Volcanic Horseshoe ride as seen from the top of a hotel
The Volcanic Horseshoe
July 29, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Seven smiles (from "The Pelican" Facebook page)
Within The Volcanic Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with string quartet, Zachary Fox and the Foxzacharies.
- If you are intolerant of photos, then you won't want to go on this ride.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions, inappropriate cluelessness, or hair complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear originally intended for this ride to feature live friends.
- The Volcanic Horseshoe was once home to "The Volcanic Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Permanent Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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