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Photo: The Vengeful Horseshoe attraction, eerily shaving in the shrouded sunlight
The Vengeful Horseshoe
August 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Within The Vengeful Horseshoe, you can get your daily supply of calories and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a display of artistry with adopted brothers, Wesley Architect and the Architectweslies.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Pilot must be at least 40" tall.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, androgynous clothing, or romantic, cardiac, familial, chest, or ankle problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and opinions away from the wild animals at most times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate Hawaiians.
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