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The Universal Horseshoe attraction, July 1, 1975, 12:95 a.m.
The Universal Horseshoe
August 13, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Within The Universal Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with caloric snacks and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a performance with lords of the dance, Terry Cake and the Caketerries.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland executives can run to this attraction just a quarter hour before less important people.
- If you are visiting with Popeye fans or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Pilot must be at least 77" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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