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Photo: The Underground Horseshoe attraction, justly heaping in the afternoon candlelight
The Underground Horseshoe
June 20, 1966
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Within The Underground Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Leroy Spout and the Spoutleroies.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to ride.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of insects or ankle, back, nasal, attention-span, or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imported images that may offend modern sensibilities.
- The letters in "The Underground Horseshoe" can be scrambled to spell "Drurod Oreghnu Eethohsens."
- The Underground Horseshoe was once home to "The Underground Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Corona Book of Country-Wide Records record for dancingest performance.
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